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Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 7


Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 7

by F1exican

41 Comments

  2. Alfred_The_Sartan

    There’s only one way to end this madness.

    Your chives are perfect.

  4. eemz53

    there’s one long one but the rest are perfect. at this point i feel like you’re doing it on purpose

  6. SnooOnions3369

    Nah, there’s one near the top in the middle, it’s longer than the rest. I don’t feel like saving the picture and drawing a red circle, but it’s there , it’s lighter than the rest as well

  9. SweetsMcVann

    Wow, these are genuinely incredible. I have spent the past 4 hours reviewing this information with my CDC, sous, and the guy who’s been fucking my mom and we can say with absolute certainty that these chives are perfect. Frankly none of us expected you to master it so quickly, but well done! You have definitely proven yourself, and no longer need to post chives. GREAT work chef!

  11. SingShredCode

    Let the record show that I love the chive post and actively come to the subreddit to find it.

    Well done, chef

  13. DynamiteWitLaserBeam

    Baby you can chive my car.

    ^with ^pickle ^wheels

  16. MECHEpics

    May be a couple slightly long but these are damn good chef

  17. hankpym35

    Just jumping in to say that this is my new favorite repeated segment on Reddit

  19. From9jawithlove

    I’m not even in the industry, but I’m invested.

  20. CharlesGnarwin73

    9.9/10 because I love hammered steel and can’t see the whole knife

  21. Classic-Exchange-511

    Those chives are really tiny. If someone served me that I would say “sir, why are these chives so tiny?”

  24. yann_gr

    ![gif](giphy|kNwQN4ueScpbaeWtef)

    Looking for that one badly cut part of chive so i can tell you i’ll see you tomorrow.

  25. Buford_Burger

    In the walk in tryna sneak chives out so I can run a cup of these fuckers through a laser cutter

  28. Dracziek

    Ngl i’ve watched from the outside and lurked in here for a while now. This looks like its your best one yet. well done OP

  29. Decapitat3d

    Your chives look fantastic, but you still a couple double-length ones in there. See you on Day 8 for the perfect cup of chives.

  31. MrC-Diddy

    idk how the fuck I got here…. but I’ve managed to catch every single episode of this chive story … and honestly I’m not too mad about it lmao

  35. johnmichael-kane

    This is one game I’m actually not mad about and I’m not even in this sub, but this has made me want to join

  36. hazlos

    What you did on the bottom… Keep doing that.

    Whatever happened on top… stop doing that.

  39. Jalantepenlope

    I base my day on how well the chives are cut. Today is gonna be alright.

  41. ConcentratedOJ

    As someone not in the industry, I just want to say that these posts and the discussion have really gotten me into the artistry of what ya’ll do in a way I did not appreciate before. Sometimes Reddit is very cool.